Chat
January 22, 2012
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me and my gf

  • me, from the bathroom: i just made up a poop song to "new york, new york"
  • the gf, from the bedroom: ...
  • me, singing loudly: I'M DROPPING A DEEEEEEUCE... I'M LEAVING SOME POOOOOPS... I'M MAKING LOTS OF FARTS IN IT... BATHROOM, BATHROOOOOOM
  • gf: ... ... you're weird
  • me: MY FUTURE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO LOVE ME
  • gf: ... ... ...
  • me: NOTICE HOW I SAID MY NOT OUR
  • gf: ...
  • me: DID YOU NOTICE?!
  • gf: ... i noticed

Tags: quote conversation idiocy i am the best i am exactly like this all the time music frank sinatra would be proud or have my legs broken poop pooooooop

Photo
April 26, 2011
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stokedonscience: dinosaursfyeah: Dinosaur coprolite (fossilized dung) believed to have been deposited by a Tyrannosaurus Rex, found in Saskatchewan, Canada. It is roughly a foot in length. The young palaeontologist rushes back to his peers, eager to share his fecal findings. i held dinosaur poop at knott’s berry farm when i was seven and it was SO EMBARRASSING because they don’t tell you it’s poop until AFTERWARD. mine was a lot prettier though.

stokedonscience:

dinosaursfyeah:

Dinosaur coprolite (fossilized dung) believed to have been deposited by a Tyrannosaurus Rex, found in Saskatchewan, Canada. It is roughly a foot in length.

The young palaeontologist rushes back to his peers, eager to share his fecal findings.

i held dinosaur poop at knott’s berry farm when i was seven and it was SO EMBARRASSING because they don’t tell you it’s poop until AFTERWARD. mine was a lot prettier though.

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