me and my gf
- me, from the bathroom: i just made up a poop song to "new york, new york"
- the gf, from the bedroom: ...
- me, singing loudly: I'M DROPPING A DEEEEEEUCE... I'M LEAVING SOME POOOOOPS... I'M MAKING LOTS OF FARTS IN IT... BATHROOM, BATHROOOOOOM
- gf: ... ... you're weird
- me: MY FUTURE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO LOVE ME
- gf: ... ... ...
- me: NOTICE HOW I SAID MY NOT OUR
- gf: ...
- me: DID YOU NOTICE?!
- gf: ... i noticed
