this is what happens when you’ve only watched through the first season of st: tng and this is the most memorable thing to you for some reason and you think about it a lot even though you watched the ep like a year and a half ago and you have a weird-ass dream about wil wheaton that involves hostile pirates and international espionage and mermaids and forced blood donation and then someone leaves you alone with photoshop and the internet

this is what happens when you’ve only watched through the first season of st: tng and this is the most memorable thing to you for some reason and you think about it a lot even though you watched the ep like a year and a half ago and you have a weird-ass dream about wil wheaton that involves hostile pirates and international espionage and mermaids and forced blood donation and then someone leaves you alone with photoshop and the internet

Tags: lol meme image gpoy

marfmellow:

textsfrombennett:

My Cousin Bennett and I discuss why he went to jail.

LMAO @ nigga I told you bennett is a boss hog gangsta


these are kind of funny but why does this dude have SO MANY MESSAGES?! that’s all i can think every single time one passes on my dash. WTF.

marfmellow:

textsfrombennett:

My Cousin Bennett and I discuss why he went to jail.

LMAO @ nigga I told you bennett is a boss hog gangsta

these are kind of funny but why does this dude have SO MANY MESSAGES?! that’s all i can think every single time one passes on my dash. WTF.

(via dont-panic-yet)

Tags: meme lol wtf image

misscaptainamerica:

ARRON MON
BLOCK WODOW
HOWKOYO
THOR
BROCE
WO MOST UNOTE TO DEFEOT LOKO

misscaptainamerica:

ARRON MON

BLOCK WODOW

HOWKOYO

THOR

BROCE

WO MOST UNOTE TO DEFEOT LOKO

(Source: callmekelso, via lol-i-am-done-deactivated201111)

donotcallmeashley:

queerbear:

Solidarity.

FUCK THE POLICE

occupy that fucking dumpster, bear

donotcallmeashley:

queerbear:

Solidarity.

FUCK THE POLICE

occupy that fucking dumpster, bear

(Source: tomasoski, via ohnoitsbatman)

Tags: image animal meme

1. godspeed you black emperor!, “east hastings”
2. the murmurs, “untouchable”
3. queens of the stone age, “make it wit chu”
4. iron & wine, “cinder and smoke”
5. rasputina, “leechwife”
6. nicola roberts, “beat of my drum”
7. placebo, “without you i’m nothing”
8. the brian jonestown massacre, “anemone”
9. reggie & the full effect, “the trooth”
10. nirvana, “big cheese”
11. eastern conference champions, “a million miles an hour”
12.  macy gray, “do something”
13. the streets, “blinded by the light”
14. liars, “hold you, drum”
15. the beatles, “day tripper”
16. beastie boys, “hey ladies”
17. tears for fears, “shout”
18. alix olson, “beautiful bones”
19. beck, “novacane”
20. chavez, “you must be stopped”
21. silverchair, “black tangled heart”
22. me first & the gimme gimmes, “science fiction/double feature”
23. cobra starship, “you can’t be missed if you never go away”
24. jason mraz, “plane”
25. leslie hall, “tight pants/body rolls”

i upped it to 25 because that’s how i roll — this is semi-accurate, but makes me look cooler than my real listening habit would make me. it’s like christmas music 24/7 irl.

1. godspeed you black emperor!, “east hastings”

2. the murmurs, “untouchable”

3. queens of the stone age, “make it wit chu”

4. iron & wine, “cinder and smoke”

5. rasputina, “leechwife”

6. nicola roberts, “beat of my drum”

7. placebo, “without you i’m nothing”

8. the brian jonestown massacre, “anemone”

9. reggie & the full effect, “the trooth”

10. nirvana, “big cheese”

11. eastern conference champions, “a million miles an hour”

12.  macy gray, “do something”

13. the streets, “blinded by the light”

14. liars, “hold you, drum”

15. the beatles, “day tripper”

16. beastie boys, “hey ladies”

17. tears for fears, “shout”

18. alix olson, “beautiful bones”

19. beck, “novacane”

20. chavez, “you must be stopped”

21. silverchair, “black tangled heart”

22. me first & the gimme gimmes, “science fiction/double feature”

23. cobra starship, “you can’t be missed if you never go away”

24. jason mraz, “plane”

25. leslie hall, “tight pants/body rolls”

i upped it to 25 because that’s how i roll — this is semi-accurate, but makes me look cooler than my real listening habit would make me. it’s like christmas music 24/7 irl.

(via realityshmality)

Tags: meme music me

i saw this come up on my dash a few times, but didn’t look at it because… well duh. but then i did. and three of my first four were accurate-ish. (i can’t really think of myself as naive, but MAYBE I AM. what do i know. MAYBE I AM SO NAIVE I DON’T KNOW THAT I AM NAIVE?!?! NAIVETE-NAIVETE?! redundant-naivete?!) but then #5 was SO TRUE. restless i am not, but WRESTLES I DO.

i saw this come up on my dash a few times, but didn’t look at it because… well duh. but then i did. and three of my first four were accurate-ish. (i can’t really think of myself as naive, but MAYBE I AM. what do i know. MAYBE I AM SO NAIVE I DON’T KNOW THAT I AM NAIVE?!?! NAIVETE-NAIVETE?! redundant-naivete?!) but then #5 was SO TRUE. restless i am not, but WRESTLES I DO.

(Source: supermac18, via theblackhood)

Tags: gpoy image meme


[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a  pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on  his perch looking to the right. Top Text: *Man buys newspaper* “Sorry I just opened and can’t break $100 yet.” “Barnes & Fucking Noble can’t afford to break a $100?” Bottom Text: Yes, that is exactly what I said just now.]
A man buying a newspaper ($0.54) at exactly 9:01 AM (we open at 9) tried to pay with $100 bill. I told him, “I’m sorry, I can’t make change for $100 just yet. There isn’t enough cash in my drawer since we just opened.” “So you expect me to believe Barnes & fucking Noble can’t afford to break a hundred?” “…No, *I* am unable to change a $100 because there is a set amount of cash in my drawer right now since we *just* opened.” “That’s fucking stupid.” He then threw down two quarters and a nickle, I shit you not.

oh man, all day, every day when i worked at hollywood video. we weren’t supposed to break anything bigger than a twenty, really, because it would deplete our drawers so fast because not many people used cash. but then the people who did use cash were always like, “I ONLY HAVE HUNDREDS!!!” god damn retail.miss u, hvid, i really do, boo.

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: *Man buys newspaper* “Sorry I just opened and can’t break $100 yet.” “Barnes & Fucking Noble can’t afford to break a $100?”

Bottom Text: Yes, that is exactly what I said just now.]

A man buying a newspaper ($0.54) at exactly 9:01 AM (we open at 9) tried to pay with $100 bill. I told him, “I’m sorry, I can’t make change for $100 just yet. There isn’t enough cash in my drawer since we just opened.” “So you expect me to believe Barnes & fucking Noble can’t afford to break a hundred?” “…No, *I* am unable to change a $100 because there is a set amount of cash in my drawer right now since we *just* opened.” “That’s fucking stupid.” He then threw down two quarters and a nickle, I shit you not.

oh man, all day, every day when i worked at hollywood video. we weren’t supposed to break anything bigger than a twenty, really, because it would deplete our drawers so fast because not many people used cash. but then the people who did use cash were always like, “I ONLY HAVE HUNDREDS!!!” god damn retail.

miss u, hvid, i really do, boo.

(via oldfamiliarway)

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