Chat
January 22, 2012
10 notes

me and my gf

  • me, from the bathroom: i just made up a poop song to "new york, new york"
  • the gf, from the bedroom: ...
  • me, singing loudly: I'M DROPPING A DEEEEEEUCE... I'M LEAVING SOME POOOOOPS... I'M MAKING LOTS OF FARTS IN IT... BATHROOM, BATHROOOOOOM
  • gf: ... ... you're weird
  • me: MY FUTURE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO LOVE ME
  • gf: ... ... ...
  • me: NOTICE HOW I SAID MY NOT OUR
  • gf: ...
  • me: DID YOU NOTICE?!
  • gf: ... i noticed

Tags: quote conversation idiocy i am the best i am exactly like this all the time music frank sinatra would be proud or have my legs broken poop pooooooop

Photoset
December 20, 2011
18 notes

sometimes when i look at my hair when it’s wet i get confused about what it actually looks like/is. like, it’s straight/wavy once i brush it/depending on how much i brush it. how is it so curly when it’s wet? i don’t understand. also don’t talk to me about any nail polish that isn’t red or gold until christmas is over.

Tags: me narcissism fat image i am exactly like this all the time

Photo
December 05, 2011
5 notes
I WANT A WHITE CHRISTMAS TREE SO BAD. my entire christmas pinterest board is white christmas trees. WANT SO BAD.

I WANT A WHITE CHRISTMAS TREE SO BAD. my entire christmas pinterest board is white christmas trees. WANT SO BAD.

Tags: christmas image i am a nutjob i am exactly like this all the time