~twirling my pubes and armpit hairs forever~
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I rented Super 8 because i thought i might want to watch it but now i’m just like “i don’t care” and the dvd menu has been looping for about a half an hour now
gpoy of me when i was trying to watch smallville. i used to get yelled at by my mom because it just played “somebody saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave me” over and over and over again.
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my girlfriend gets SUPER MAD when people don’t like/appreciate me enough. she’s the best.
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#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM
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- me: just let me put my bra back on and poop
i feel like i spend a lot of my time looking disgusted and saying “uh”
