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so my gf told me the other day that when her sister was in high school her best friend was like, “oh my god my boyfriend wrote me this amazing song you have to hear it” and the girl played it and it was the boyfriend singing “i wanna grow old with you” from the wedding singer. the girl had noooooooo idea. and my gf’s sister was like, “dood that’s an adam sandler song.” gawd bless teenagers.
happy valentine’s day, internet. i wanna grow old with you.
Pauly Shore & Kylie Minogue, 1996
Comedian Pauly Shore has revealed he had a steamy six-month fling with Kylie Minogue in 1997 and hasn’t been able to find a girlfriend who can match the singer since. The unlikely pair hooked up after meeting on the comedy movie Biodome - a role that Minogue later described to as her “worst career move.”
Shore says, “I fell in love with her… big time. I didn’t know who she was and she didn’t know who I was and we just had a great time together. I just fell in love with her personality. I’m like, ‘Oh my God, this girl’s adorable.’”
The couple spent a romantic holiday in the Bahamas together, and then Shore took the singer to Las Vegas for the first time. He adds, “She loved it because it was so cheesy. She was like laughing at the whole thing.”
The couple tried to maintain their love affair, but distance eventually drove them apart. Shore says, “She was over (in London) and I was over in Los Angeles and I guess she started dating some other guy and broke my heart.” (.)
most beautiful love story of all time?
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