fat chick, writer, enthusiast, ash-hole, awesome.
pretty things and ugly things and lots of things.

ashrussell:

i was listening to old phone posts on my lj (livejournal! i have been on the internet for SO LONG) and i got really freaked out because 1. i really only phone posted when i was DRUNK so the posts are even more horrible than they might have been normally and 2. my voice has aged SO MUCH in the last five or so years. gives me hope that i still have a shot at someday sounding like kathleen turner.

this sound clip is proof that i am just a gem. A GEM.