curate to create

disgustinghuman:

“Well Dan, I think I would remember hiding pot in the house.”
“Not if you were stoned at the time! I hid it.”
 ”Well that’s just great, Dan. A very fine example you’re setting for the kids stealing their mother’s stash.”
“Honey I didn’t steal it. I put it away 20 years ago when we quit.”
“We quit? I just thought we were out!” 

i love roseanne so much oh god

further proof that this is my family. these are my parents. this has been my life.