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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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me and my gf

me, from the bathroom: i just made up a poop song to "new york, new york"
the gf, from the bedroom: ...
me, singing loudly: I'M DROPPING A DEEEEEEUCE... I'M LEAVING SOME POOOOOPS... I'M MAKING LOTS OF FARTS IN IT... BATHROOM, BATHROOOOOOM
gf: ... ... you're weird
me: MY FUTURE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO LOVE ME
gf: ... ... ...
me: NOTICE HOW I SAID MY NOT OUR
gf: ...
me: DID YOU NOTICE?!
gf: ... i noticed

Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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Conversations I have had with animals in my...

drinkyourjuice: 1. [I am walking down the sidewalk when a small, brown bird flies in front of me at great speed.] Me [apologetically]: Excuse me. 2. [I am exiting my building and a squirrel pauses at the bottom of my stoop to check me out. I give a small wave as if spotting a child I know.] Me: Hello. 3. [While waiting in line at the pharmacy, I put my bag of groceries from a previous...

Jan 20th

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